Saturday, August 11, 2007

Top reasons that make people run

This is a list of things that make people run.A far from complete list, I might add. now you may wonder what made me compile such a useless list. Well, I guess it's the boredom. And may be the 'Top 10.....' or '100 most.....' countdowns, lists and studies of every single thing imaginable, from celebrities and movies to books and artillery, that we are bombarded with everyday. Every passing media second we have a new compilation of something or the other.So I thought why the hell should I not come up with a list of my own. So here goes...

1) When you have to use the bathroom.
2) If you hear some song on the radio/TV that you’ve been wanting to hear for sometime and you’re in another room
3) When the phone’s/ doorbell’s ringing and you’re not anywhere near enough to answer
4) You’re watching a movie on the telly, and you get up to do some stuff during the commercial break; and you hear the movie resume
5) You’ve left something on the stove; and remember it only when you smell something burning
6) When you’re well on you’re way out of a shop and you realize that the shopkeeper has cheated you out of some money or owes you more money
7) You realize you’ve forgotten some belonging somewhere
8) You see your boyfriend/girlfriend someplace unexpectedly; you run to catch up with/follow him/her
9) You run away from the scene of an unintentional crime. (I assume people walk away like pros from scenes of premeditated crimes)
10) You’re late for an exam/interview/hearing/meeting
11) You see/or hear of a celebrity within 5square kms of you
12) You’ve parked you’re car illegally ( for an errand that you assume would take 5minutes) and you see, from afar,that the traffic inspector has taken an interest in your car
13) A natural calamity

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